HEB Outlaws Processed Foods, Shoppers Fill Carts With Nothing
The fight against processed food has finally been won. After a six-week standoff with HEB, protesters were pleased to learn the grocery giant gave in to their demands. As of two days ago, processed...
Find out which HEB parking lot grackle you are based on your favorite Harry...
Sorcerer's Stone
The OG. First in the lot and still hanging on. Due to his old age, is slow to food and often left hungry by faster birds.
Chamber of Secrets
Mysterious. Sits in the back of...
These 4 Westlake Squirrels Have More Money Than You
Matthew
It would be impressive if you bought a Tesla. It's expected that Matthew has at least two.
Margaret
Margaret enjoys sunbathing. Especially on her boat docked outside her $1.5 Million house on Lake Travis.
William
William can regularly...
LIT LANGUAGE
Hey Fam! Ready for a game?
Lit Language will test your knowledge of generational slang from the past few decades. Draw a line to each decade's closest synonym. We started you off with a couple...
A.R.T. Holiday Gift Guide 2018
Support Austin creatives this season! Follow along our Holiday Gift Guide to find one-of-a-kind presents from our favorite local shops.
Frond Plant Shop
Two years ago, Sara Barnes started Frond Plant Shop in a quaint corner...
Want to Write for Almost Real Things?
Almost Real Things Magazine is growing! We are looking to add talented writers to our team to create content for our print issues and website.
Our quarterly magazine features local businesses, startups, musicians and artists...
Music Festival Bingo
Music Festival Bingo Squares
Hand-made clothing
A national flag blocks your view
Gold leaf temporary tattoos
Crass Native American headdress
Drunk person can't put on their shoe
Baby with ear muffs
Security guard steals your granola bar
Someone says PLUR
You get glitter bombed
Celebrity...
STARE & SIP PAIRINGS
Make your next gallery visit the best one yet! Go out, see art, and bring along our perfectly paired drinks to enhance your experience.
Abstract, Expressionism
Jackson Pollock
Rapidly shake two La Croix’s of your choosing. Open...
The Perks of Having No Money
Experiment with food you've been saving for a natural disaster
A bowl of Cheerios for dinner is sad, but a bowl of salad with homemade Cheerio croutons is a meal. Have fun with this but...
Bar None: Spicy Autumn Splash
Taste what we taste.
Welcome to Bar None, where we'll explore the flavors of Austin's seasons in each quarterly issue. With fall upon us, let's dive into the aromatic flavors of the Spicy Autumn Splash....