Don Juanita Flamingo Koozie

Friends of Almost Real Things know our unofficial mascot, Don Juan the Swan, who occasionally makes appearances at issue celebrations and other events when his schedule permits. He’s a busy swan.

Nevertheless, now you too can celebrate with your very own Don Juanita, daughter of Don Juan and purveyor of fine shrimps! She’s a trusty companion who will float by your side, keeping your spirits high and holding your beer upright. Canned beer recommended.