Find out which HEB parking lot grackle you are based on your favorite Harry Potter book
Sorcerer’s Stone The OG. First in the lot and still hanging on. Due to his old age, is slow to food and often left hungry by faster birds. Chamber of Secrets Mysterious. Sits in the back of the parking lot watching. Has secrets, obviously. Prisoner of Azkaban Aggressive. Weeks of pent-up rage make this bird […]
Nomenclature Animalia: Celebrity Animal Puns
Naming pets (and random animals) can be difficult. They’ll live their entire lives chained to whichever string of letters you decide. And we all know you’ll be shouting their name countless times through a hundred different emotions. Make it count. Choose something worth it. Like one of our Celebrity Animal puns. Try getting mad at […]