Find out which HEB parking lot grackle you are based on your favorite Harry Potter book
Sorcerer’s Stone The OG. First in the lot and still hanging on. Due to his old age, is slow to food and often left hungry by faster birds. Chamber of Secrets Mysterious. Sits in the back of the parking lot watching. Has secrets, obviously. Prisoner of Azkaban Aggressive. Weeks of pent-up rage make this bird […]
These 4 Westlake Squirrels Have More Money Than You
Matthew It would be impressive if you bought a Tesla. It’s expected that Matthew has at least two. Margaret Margaret enjoys sunbathing. Especially on her boat docked outside her $1.5 Million house on Lake Travis. William William can regularly afford to eat at restaurants with names you’ll never be able to pronounce Elizabeth Living in […]