I Declare! Postcard Certificate – 4 Pack

Have you ever wished you had the authority to declare something so extremely significant it required a gold foil certificate? A decree to be abided by all the land? HERE’S YOUR CHANCE!

You high-fived a baby raccoon? NATIONAL HOLIDAY!
Out of Sriracha? STATE OF EMERGENCY!
A comma appeared in your bank account balance? NATIONAL HOLIDAY!
Trump stuff? STATE OF EMERGENCY!
It’s Mom’s birthday? NATIONAL HOLIDAY!
Forgot Mom’s birthday? STATE OF EMERGENCY!

You get the point. Get to it and send us your best declarations so we can add them to our calendar!