Friends of Almost Real Things know our unofficial mascot, Don Juan the Swan, who occasionally makes appearances at issue celebrations and other events when his schedule permits. He’s a busy swan.
Nevertheless, now you too can celebrate with your very own Don Juanita, daughter of Don Juan and purveyor of fine shrimps! She’s a trusty companion who will float by your side, keeping your spirits high and holding your beer upright. Canned beer recommended.
