Naming pets (and random animals) can be difficult.

They’ll live their entire lives chained to whichever string of letters you decide. And we all know you’ll be shouting their name countless times through a hundred different emotions.

Make it count. Choose something worth it. Like one of our Celebrity Animal puns.

Try getting mad at little Bill Furry or Justin Timbersnake. Just try.


RUNNING LIST OF CELEBRITY ANIMAL PUNS:

Cats & Dogs

  • Kitty Purry
  • Chuck Norrhiss
  • David Hisslehoff
  • Feral (Cat) Williams
  • Meowly Cyrus
  • Perry Feral
  • Ashley Hissdale
  • Caterine Zeta-Jones
  • Cat Williams
  • Cat Bellamy (of Muse)
  • Cat Stevens
  • Woody Meowlan
  • Chairman Meow
  • Bark Ruffalo
  • Kurt Russell Terrier
  • Howly Berry
  • Bill Furry
  • Brad Pittbull
  • Pitbull
  • Woofy Allen
  • Dodie Bark
  • Madogna
  • Ellie Gouldog
  • Zach Bruff
  • Sandra Bulldog

Fluffy Furry Friends

  • Scarlett Johamster
  • John Hammster
  • Rabbit Downey Jr. (or Sr.!)
  • Bad Bunny
  • Will Ferret
  • Ferret Fawcet
  • Vin Weasel
  • James Squirrel Jones
  • Calvin Hareis
  • Ellen DeCheddares
  • Daniel Ratcliffe

Birds

  • Tequila Mockingbird
  • Leonardo DiFlaprio
  • Jamie Lee Birdis
  • Woody Owlen
  • Weird Owl Yancovic
  • Owen Owlett
  • Willem Dafowl
  • Jimmy Fowlon
  • Dennis Quail
  • Charlize Heron
  • Squawkin Phoenix
  • Christopher Squawkin
  • Hillary Puffin
  • Seth Crowgan
  • Curt Crowbain
  • Gwyneth Palcrow
  • Macawley Culkin
  • Jason Seagull
  • Steven Seagull
  • Jimmy Talon
  • Jimmy Falcon
  • Mayer Hawkthorne
  • Feather Fawcet
  • Feather Locklear
  • Gooseal Ball
  • Goose Bader Ginsburg
  • Geese Witherspoon
  • Goose Springsteen
  • Ryan Gooseling
  • Robird Downey Jr.
  • Jim Canary
  • Matthew McSwanaughey
  • Tilda Swanton
  • Ron Swanson
  • Swan Bon Jovi
  • Anderson .Quaak
  • Quackie Chan
  • Quacklemore
  • Ben Affquack
  • Duckleberry Finn
  • Duck Norris
  • Michael Quackson
  • The Quackson 5
  • Brenduck Urie
  • Audrey Honkburn

Insects

  • Kobe Bryant
  • Bee Arthur
  • Beeyonce
  • Bee Thugg (of Chromeo)
  • Bee-a (Sia)
  • Kate Moth
  • Flyly Flyrus
  • Flysa Minneli
  • Luke Flywaker
  • Molly Ringworm
  • Spidey Klum
  • Mrs. Doubtspider
  • Joe Spiden
  • Tarantula Basset
  • Spi-Dermot Mulroney
  • Tarantulina Jolie
  • Kristin Earwig

Farm Animals

  • Goldie Fawn
  • Fawn Solo
  • Gwen Stefawni
  • Hamela Anderson
  • Gabbie Hama
  • Lindsay Loham
  • Piggy Smalls
  • Piggy Azalea
  • Jennifer Lopig
  • Brad Pig
  • Bette Muddler
  • Sydney Porkier
  • Natalie Porkman
  • Kevin Bacon
  • Andy Warthog
  • Hulk Hoggin
  • Merle Hoggard
  • Edward Snorton
  • Amy Swinehouse
  • Tammy Swinette
  • The Notorious P.I.G.
  • Reba McEnshire
  • Ewe‘n McGregor
  • Meryl Peep
  • Meryl Sheep
  • Ed Sheepan
  • Lady Baa Baa
  • Moolissa McCarthy
  • Marilyn Moonroe
  • Mootilda
  • Megan Fox
  • Llama Del Rey
  • Alpaca-cino
  • Dustin Hoofman
  • Neigh Guevara
  • Neighlor Swift
  • Pony Mitchell
  • Milton Burro
  • Selena Goatmez
  • Elkon John
  • Adeer Levine
  • Eva Longhornia
  • Christopher Walkhen
  • Hennifer Lopez
  • Hennifer Lawrence
  • John Leghend
  • Cluck Norris

Into the Wild

  • Teddy Mercury
  • Beary Styles
  • Bearnie Sanders
  • Bear Grylls
  • Amy Polar Bear
  • Koala Deen
  • Steve Moosechemi
  • Anjoeylina Joeylie
  • Nine Inch Snails
  • Lionel Richie
  • Julion Roberts
  • Lion Gosling
  • Melion Martinez
  • Tiger Woods
  • Hugh Jackalman
  • Jaguar Binks
  • Mick Jaguar
  • Michael Jackalopeson
  • Hyena Gomez
  • Hyena Bonham Carter
  • Ellaphantz-gerald
  • Gordon Ramsay
  • Neil deGrasse Bison
  • Mole Gallagher
  • Vincent van Goghpher
  • Justin Beaver
  • Bruce Quillis
  • Elon Muskrat
  • Meerkat Stevens
  • Bridgit Mendlemur
  • Lemur Gallagher
  • Jay-Zebra
  • Catherine Zebra Jones

Sea Creatures

  • Abraham Inkin
  • George Washingfin
  • Fin Diesel
  • Mary-Kate & Ashley Olfin
  • Leonardo DiCarprio
  • Eel Patrick Harris
  • Eel Diamond
  • Elvis Presleech
  • Paul McCarpney
  • Olivia Newton John
  • Mark Narwahlberg
  • Narwhalt Disney
  • Jelly Clarkson
  • JD Salamander
  • Seal
  • Sealena Gomez
  • Johann SeaBasstian Bach
  • Ringo Starrfish
  • Rob Blowfish
  • Pond. James Pond.
  • Guppy Hanna
  • Tuna Turner
  • Squid Vicious

Reptiles, Amphibians & Mollusks

  • Eddie Lizard
  • Lizard of Oz
  • Justin Timbersnake
  • William Snakespeare
  • Dwayne “The Croc” Johnson
  • Demi Lovatoad
  • Christoadpher Walken
  • Frog Ross
  • Christina Aguillator
  • Turt Reynolds
  • Voldetort
  • Snailvis Presley
  • Willie Snailson
  • Iggy Asnailea
  • Snailson Mandela
  • Miksnail Gorbechov

Join in!

Help us become the world’s foremost authority on celebrity animal puns by posting your favorites in the comments below.

82 COMMENTS

  1. Geese Witherspoon (Reese Witherspoon)
    Hyena Gomez (Selena Gomez)
    Dodie Bark (Dodie Clark)
    Ed Sheepan (Ed Sheeran)
    Elkon John (Elton John)
    Will Ferret (Will Ferrell)
    Jimmy Falcon (Jimmy Fallon)
    Guppy Hanna (Gabbie Hanna)
    Gabbie Hama (Gabbie Hanna)
    Jennifer Lopig (Jennifer Lopez)
    Madogna/Madoga (Madonna)
    Demi Lovatoad (Demi Lovato)
    Bridgit Mendlemur (Bridgit Mendler)
    Chuck Norrhiss (Chuck Norris)
    Brenduck Urie (Brendon Urie)
    Adeer Levine (Adam Levine)
    Beary Styles (Harry Styles)
    Ellie Gouldog (Ellie Goulding)
    Zach Bruff (Zach Braff)
    Gwyneth Palcrow (Gwyneth Paltrow)
    Julion Roberts (Julia Roberts)
    Sandra Bulldog (Sandra Bullock)
    Hyena Bonham Carter (Helena Bonham Carter)
    Robird Downey Jr. (Robert Downey Jr.)
    Melion Martinez (Melanie Martinez)

    I thought this was so fun, me and my brother just came up with these for hours while drawing what some of them would look like XD

    • These are amazing! Definitely added.

      We would love to see the drawings if you still have them! You can send them in under our Contact tab > Contribute.

  2. We’re in love with all of these suggestions! Keep them coming and check out our new print magazine issues in our shop!

  3. haha I love this list! Was feeling adventurous and wanted to see how many clever names people could think of! Unfortunately I am also disappointed… I am a HUGE fan of Jamie Lee Curtis and am quite shocked that nobody thought to suggest Jamie Lee Birdis. Given her influence on modern day media and yogurt for god sakes (can’t get enough of the stuff) she deserves some respect! LOL

  4. Tilda Swanson
    Rob Blowfish
    Ringo Starfish
    Rabbit Downey Jr.
    Steve Mooseschemi
    Giraffe Depardieu
    Macawley Culkin
    Llama Del Rey
    Koala Deen
    Meerkat Stevens
    Elephants Gerald
    Amy Polar Bear
    Brad Pittbull
    Jay Zebra
    Catherine Zebra Jones
    James Squirrel Jones
    Neil deGrasse Bison
    Squid Vicious

    These are all table markers at The Mud House in St. Louis : )

    • Wow some fantastic additions here!! Thank you so much. We’ll definitely have to visit next time we’re in St. Louis! Sounds like somewhere we’d enjoy.

    • Good one! Can’t believe we didn’t have that yet. Good ol’ Elongated Muskrat. I hope someone chooses that one to create for their ART Club commission!

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