Naming pets (and random animals) can be difficult.

They’ll live their entire lives chained to whichever string of letters you decide. And we all know you’ll be shouting their name countless times through a hundred different emotions.

Make it count. Choose something worth it. Like one of our Celebrity Animal puns.

Try getting mad at little Scarlett Johamster, Drooly Andrews or Paw McCartney. Just try.

2025 UPDATE! We’ve nearly reached 350 of the highest quality pun names. We’re also nearing our 10-year anniversary of this list, originally published on September 5th, 2015. So basically, a celebration is in order! We’ll be running a contest in the next few months but in the meantime let’s see if we can hit 400 names! Thank you all for your help <3

RUNNING LIST OF CELEBRITY ANIMAL PUNS:

Cats & Dogs

  • Kitty Purry
  • Purrince
  • Purrsilla Presley
  • Cat Bellamy (of Muse)
  • Cat Benatar
  • Cat Damon
  • Cat Stevens
  • Cat Williams
  • Caterine Zeta-Jones
  • Catnip Everdeen
  • Doja Cat
  • Leonardo DiCatprio
  • Will Feral
  • Perry Feral
  • Chuck Norrhiss
  • David Hisslehoff
  • Ashley Hissdale
  • Hissy Elliot
  • Hisstopher Nolan
  • Jackie Onashiss
  • Meowly Cyrus
  • Woody Meowlan
  • Chairman Meow
  • Kurt Russell Terrier
  • Howly Berry
  • Bill Furry
  • Furgie
  • Brad Pittbull
  • Pitbull
  • Woofy Allen
  • Drooly Andrews
  • Drooly Garland
  • Bark Ruffalo
  • Bark Twain
  • Bark Wahlberg
  • Dodie Bark
  • Tony Bark
  • Peter Barker
  • Bob Barker
  • Chewbarka
  • Snarls Barkley
  • Pawlo Escobark
  • Pawdry Hepburn
  • Paw McCartney
  • Santa Claws
  • Howlsey
  • Madogna
  • Ellie Gouldog
  • Carol King Charles Spaniel
  • Spaniel Craig
  • Zach Bruff
  • Sandra Bulldog
  • Snoop Dogg

Fluffy Furry Friends

  • John Bonhamster
  • John Hammster
  • Scarlett Johamster
  • Rabbit Downey Jr. (or Sr.!)
  • Bad Bunny
  • Bunny Raitt
  • Will Ferret
  • Ferret Fawcett
  • Calvin Hareis
  • Ryan Possling
  • Ellen DeCheddares
  • Stuart Little Nas X
  • Daniel Ratcliffe
  • Rat Damon
  • James Squirrel Jones
  • Weaselena Gomez
  • Weasely Snipes
  • Vin Weasel

Birds

  • Airosmith
  • Beaky Minaj
  • Cockatoo-pac Shakur
  • Parrot Hilton
  • Tequila Mockingbird
  • Leonardo DiFlaprio
  • Jamie Lee Birdis
  • Woody Owlen
  • Weird Owl Yancovic
  • Owen Owlett
  • Owl Pacino
  • Owl Green
  • Owlivia Wilde
  • Ross Finch, Rocky Finch, Riker Finch, Rydel Finch of R5
  • Willem Dafowl
  • Jimmy Fowlon
  • Dennis Quail
  • Charlize Heron
  • Squawkin Phoenix
  • Christopher Squawkin
  • Hillary Puffin
  • Edgar Allan Crow
  • Seth Crowgan
  • Curt Crowbain
  • Gwyneth Palcrow
  • Macawley Culkin
  • Jason Seagull
  • Steven Seagull
  • Jimmy Talon
  • Jimmy Falcon
  • Mayer Hawkthorne
  • Feather Fawcet
  • Feather Locklear
  • Gooseal Ball
  • Goose Bader Ginsburg
  • Gooselena Gomez
  • Geese Witherspoon
  • Goose Springsteen
  • Gary Goosey
  • Ryan Gooseling
  • Robird Downey Jr.
  • Jim Canary
  • Wesley Snipes
  • Matthew McSwanaughey
  • Tilda Swanton
  • Ron Swanson
  • Swan Bon Jovi
  • Anderson .Quaak
  • Quackie Chan
  • Quacklemore
  • Ben Affquack
  • Michael Quackson
  • The Quackson 5
  • Eggie Van Halen
  • Chick Jonas
  • Chickira
  • Duckleberry Finn
  • Duck Norris
  • Duck E. Fresh
  • Duck Shepard
  • Kenduck Lamar
  • Brenduck Urie
  • Audrey Honkburn

Insects

  • Kobe Bryant
  • Kobee Bryant
  • Bee Arthur
  • Beeyoncé
  • Bee Thugg (of Chromeo)
  • Bee-a (Sia)
  • David Bee Roth
  • Buzz Aldrin
  • Kate Moth
  • David Lee Moth
  • Flyly Flyrus
  • Flysa Minneli
  • Flyan Gosling
  • Luke Flywaker
  • Molly Ringworm
  • Spidey Klum
  • Spiderson Cooper
  • Mrs. Doubtspider
  • Joe Spiden
  • Tarantula Basset
  • Spi-Dermot Mulroney
  • Tarantulina Jolie
  • Kristin Earwig

Animal Farm

  • Goldie Fawn
  • Fawn Solo
  • Gwen Stefawni
  • Ana de Armadillo
  • Hamela Anderson
  • Gabbie Hama
  • Lindsay Loham
  • Aperaham Lincoln
  • Ozzy Oz-boar
  • Piggy Smalls
  • Piggy Azalea
  • Jennifer Lopig
  • Brad Pig
  • Bette Muddler
  • Sydney Porkier
  • Natalie Porkman
  • Kevin Bacon
  • Andy Warthog
  • Hulk Hoggin
  • Merle Hoggard
  • Edward Snorton
  • Amy Swinehouse
  • Tammy Swinette
  • The Notorious P.I.G.
  • Reba McEnshire
  • Ewe‘n McGregor
  • Ewe Grant
  • Meryl Peep
  • Lady BaaBaa
  • Meryl Sheep
  • Ed Sheepan
  • Lady Baa Baa
  • Moolissa McCarthy
  • Mooilyn Moonroe
  • Mootilda
  • Mooma Thurman
  • Mooriah Carey
  • Megan Fox
  • Llama Del Rey
  • Llama Hayek
  • Alpaca-cino
  • Dustin Hoofman
  • Neigh Guevara
  • Neighlor Swift
  • Pony Mitchell
  • Milton Burro
  • Goatony Stark
  • Selena Goatmez
  • Billie Goat Eilish
  • Elkon John
  • Adeer Levine
  • Deervana
  • Nirfauna
  • Eva Longhornia
  • Christopher Walkhen
  • Caphen America
  • Hennifer Lopez
  • Hennifer Lawrence
  • Irhen Man (gender bender)
  • John Leghend
  • Selhena Gomez
  • Cluck Norris

Into the Wild

  • Aperaham Lincoln
  • Ape Vigoda
  • Teddy Mercury
  • Teddy Van Halen
  • Beary Styles
  • Bearnie Sanders
  • Bear Grylls
  • Snowy Deschanel
  • Amy Polar Bear
  • Penguin Stefani
  • Adelephant
  • Harry Elephante
  • Koala Deen
  • Elkton John
  • Mooselena Gomez
  • Steve Moosechemi
  • Moose Springsteen
  • Anjoeylina Joeylie
  • Joey Jonas
  • Nine Inch Snails
  • Lionel Richie
  • Lionel Messi
  • Julion Roberts
  • Lion Gosling
  • Melion Martinez
  • Tiger Woods
  • Hugh Jackalman
  • Jaguar Binks
  • Mick Jaguar
  • Michael Jackalopeson
  • Gazelle & Sebastian
  • Gazelle Washington
  • Puma Thurman
  • Hyena Gomez
  • Hyena Bonham Carter
  • Ellaphantz-gerald
  • Gordon Ramsay
  • Neil deGrasse Bison
  • Mole Gallagher
  • Mole Sprouse
  • Billy Mole
  • Vincent van Goghpher
  • Justin Beaver
  • Bruce Quillis
  • Elon Muskrat
  • Meerkat Stevens
  • Bridgit Mendlemur
  • Lemur Gallagher
  • David Lee Sloth
  • Jay-Zebra
  • Catherine Zebra Jones
  • Tricheratops

Under the Sea

  • Swim Shady
  • Abraham Inkin
  • George Washingfin
  • Fin Diesel
  • Finsay Lohan
  • Huckleberry fin
  • Mary-Kate & Ashley Olfin
  • Oprah Finfrey
  • Quenfin Tarantino
  • Shark Wahlberg
  • Leonardo DiCarprio
  • Eel Patrick Harris
  • Eel Diamond
  • Eelton John
  • Coral King
  • Elvis Presleech
  • Paul McCarpney
  • Olivia Newton John
  • Olivia Newton Prawn
  • Newt Gingrich
  • Prawn Mendes
  • Prawn Travolta
  • Leonardo DiPinchy
  • Mark Narwahlberg
  • Narwhalt Disney
  • Jelly Clarkson
  • JD Salamander
  • ACDSeal
  • Seal
  • Sealena Gomez
  • Cod Stewart
  • Belle & SeaBasstian
  • Johann SeaBasstian Bach
  • Gillie Eilish
  • Ringo Starrfish
  • Rob Blowfish
  • Marlin Brando
  • Pond. James Pond.
  • Guppy Hanna
  • Tuna Turner
  • Stingray Charles
  • Squid Vicious
  • Whale Ferrell
  • Van Whalen

Reptiles, Amphibians & Mollusks

  • Eddie Lizard
  • Lizard of Oz
  • Lizards of Waverly Place
  • Lizard Minnelli
  • Lizzy McGuire
  • Iguana Del Rey
  • Justin Timbersnake
  • William Snakespeare
  • Snake Gyllenhall
  • Cobra Kai
  • Marshall Slithers
  • Mike Python (said with lisp)
  • Neil deGrasse Python
  • Dwayne “The Croc” Johnson
  • Toady Maguire
  • Demi Lovatoad
  • Christoadpher Walken
  • Frog Ross
  • Michael Froggy
  • Christina Aguillator
  • Turt Reynolds
  • Quentin Turtletino
  • Jennifer Slopez
  • Voldetort
  • Snailvis Presley
  • Willie Snailson
  • Iggy Asnailea
  • Snailson Mandela
  • Miksnail Gorbechov

DO IT YOURSELF

Let us know in the comments if you stumble upon some good combos or if you find more names that rhyme with animals!

  • Kat, Matt, Nat, Pat: bat, cat, rat
  • Blake, Drake, Jake: snake, ape
  • Tina: tuna
  • Sean, John: prawn
  • Camille, Neil: eel
  • Bob: dog, frog, hog (close enough depending on pronunciation)
  • Lana: iguana
  • Clark, Mark: bark, lark, shark
  • Julie: drooly,
  • Olivia: owl
  • Bruce, Ruth: goose, moose
  • Dale, Gail, Will: whale
  • Rod: cod
  • Heidi: spidey
  • Ryan: flyin’
  • Blair, Claire: bear, mare, hair
  • Grant: ant
  • Bree, Brie, Dee, Jamie, Lee, Marie: bee
  • Cole, Joel, Noel, Raoul: mole
  • Dale: whale
  • Cam, Graham, Sam: ram
  • Beau, Joe, Mo, Moe, Flo, Theo: crow, doe
  • Gail: snail
  • Trish: fish
  • Klaus: mouse, louse
  • Belle, Danielle, Denzel, Isabelle, Michelle: gazelle
  • Drew, Hugh, Lou, Stu: moo
  • Chris, Ellis, Miss, Phyllis, Willis: hiss
  • Buck, Chuck, Huck, Tuck: cluck, duck
  • Jack, Mac, Zach, Zack: quack
Join in!

Help us become the world’s foremost authority on celebrity animal puns by posting your favorites in the comments below.

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139 COMMENTS

  10. Geese Witherspoon (Reese Witherspoon)
    Hyena Gomez (Selena Gomez)
    Dodie Bark (Dodie Clark)
    Ed Sheepan (Ed Sheeran)
    Elkon John (Elton John)
    Will Ferret (Will Ferrell)
    Jimmy Falcon (Jimmy Fallon)
    Guppy Hanna (Gabbie Hanna)
    Gabbie Hama (Gabbie Hanna)
    Jennifer Lopig (Jennifer Lopez)
    Madogna/Madoga (Madonna)
    Demi Lovatoad (Demi Lovato)
    Bridgit Mendlemur (Bridgit Mendler)
    Chuck Norrhiss (Chuck Norris)
    Brenduck Urie (Brendon Urie)
    Adeer Levine (Adam Levine)
    Beary Styles (Harry Styles)
    Ellie Gouldog (Ellie Goulding)
    Zach Bruff (Zach Braff)
    Gwyneth Palcrow (Gwyneth Paltrow)
    Julion Roberts (Julia Roberts)
    Sandra Bulldog (Sandra Bullock)
    Hyena Bonham Carter (Helena Bonham Carter)
    Robird Downey Jr. (Robert Downey Jr.)
    Melion Martinez (Melanie Martinez)

    I thought this was so fun, me and my brother just came up with these for hours while drawing what some of them would look like XD

    • These are amazing! Definitely added.

      We would love to see the drawings if you still have them! You can send them in under our Contact tab > Contribute.

  33. We’re in love with all of these suggestions! Keep them coming and check out our new print magazine issues in our shop!

  37. haha I love this list! Was feeling adventurous and wanted to see how many clever names people could think of! Unfortunately I am also disappointed… I am a HUGE fan of Jamie Lee Curtis and am quite shocked that nobody thought to suggest Jamie Lee Birdis. Given her influence on modern day media and yogurt for god sakes (can’t get enough of the stuff) she deserves some respect! LOL

  42. Tilda Swanson
    Rob Blowfish
    Ringo Starfish
    Rabbit Downey Jr.
    Steve Mooseschemi
    Giraffe Depardieu
    Macawley Culkin
    Llama Del Rey
    Koala Deen
    Meerkat Stevens
    Elephants Gerald
    Amy Polar Bear
    Brad Pittbull
    Jay Zebra
    Catherine Zebra Jones
    James Squirrel Jones
    Neil deGrasse Bison
    Squid Vicious

    These are all table markers at The Mud House in St. Louis : )

    • Wow some fantastic additions here!! Thank you so much. We’ll definitely have to visit next time we’re in St. Louis! Sounds like somewhere we’d enjoy.

    • Good one! Can’t believe we didn’t have that yet. Good ol’ Elongated Muskrat. I hope someone chooses that one to create for their ART Club commission!

  46. Sealena Gomez, Hyena Gomez, Selena Goatmez, Gooselena Gomez, and Weaselena Gomez (Selena Gomez).
    Alexpanther Noyes, Alexander Noyhens (Alexander Noyes)

  49. Sealena Gomez, Hyena Gomez, Selena Goatmez, Selhena Gomez, Gooselena Gomez, and Weaselena Gomez (Selena Gomez).
    Alexpanther Noyes, Alexander Noyhens (Alexander Noyes).

  50. We have been doing these as costumes for about 6 years now (I didn’t know this site existed, but I am OVERJOYED to find it now)- we’ve done Amy Swinehouse, Cockatoo-pac Shakur, Tuna Turner, Olivia Newton Prawn, Prawn Travolta, Tri-Cher-atops, Moose Springsteen, David Lee Moth, Ozzy Oz-boar, Elkton John, Bunny Raitt… this is our PASSION

  63. I am beyond delighted that this list exists. Now I can unload some from my brain and start thinking about other things again.
    Moo-ma Thurman
    Hissy Elliot
    Snake Gyllenhall
    Hisstopher Nolan
    Neil deHiss Python
    Jackie Onas-hiss
    Wesley Snakes
    or Weasel-y Snipes
    Eggie Van Halen (birds)
    Kenduck Lamar
    Gary Goosey
    Quentin Turtletino
    QuenFin Tarantino
    Finsay Lohan
    Oprah Finfrey

  71. Steve Rogoats (Steve Rogers)
    Goatony Stark (Tony Stark)
    Goater Parker (Peter Parker)
    Seal Rogers (Seal Rogers)
    Tony Seal (Tony Sealtark)
    Peter Sealker (Peter Parker)
    Caphyena America (Captain America)
    Irhyena Man (Iron Man)
    Spider-Hyena (Spider-Man)
    Caphen America (Captain America)
    Irhen Man (Iron Man)
    Spider-Hen (Spider-Man)
    Aerosealmith (Aerosmith)
    ASealDSeal (ACDC)
    Guns N Seals (Guns N Roses)
    Hyenarosmith (Aerosmith)
    AHyenaDHyena (ACDC)
    Hyenas N Roses (Hyenas N Roses)
    Aergoatsmith (Aerosmith)
    GoatCDC (ACDC)
    Guns N Goats (Guns N Roses)
    Henrosmith (Aerosmith)
    HenCDC (ACDC)
    Hens N Roses (Guns N Roses)

  75. Teddy Van Halen (Eddie Van Halen)
    Deervana (Nirvana)
    David Bee Roth (David Lee Roth)
    Van Whalen (Van Halen)
    Chick Jonas (Nick Jonas)
    Joey Jonas (Joe Jonas)

  76. This site is so good!! I came here looking for a possum one, but it seems so Im-possum-ble !!

    Add if it’s not already on the list:
    Justin Beaver

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