Nomenclature Animalia Puns

Naming pets (and random animals) can be difficult.

They’ll live their entire lives chained to whichever string of letters you decide. And we all know you’ll be shouting their name countless times through a hundred different emotions.

Make it count. Choose something worth it. Like one of our Celebrity Animal puns.

Try getting mad at little Bill Furry or Justin Timbersnake. Just try.

RUNNING LIST OF CELEBRITY ANIMAL PUNS:

Cats & Dogs

  • Bark Ruffalo
  • Woody Meowlan
  • Kitty Purry
  • Chuck Norrhiss
  • David Hisslehoff
  • Feral (Cat) Williams
  • Perry Feral
  • Ashley Hissdale
  • Caterine Zeta-Jones
  • Cat Williams
  • Chairman Meow
  • Woofy Allen
  • Kurt Russell Terrier
  • Howly Berry
  • Bill Furry
  • Brad Pitbull
  • Pitbull
  • Dodie Bark
  • Madogna
  • Ellie Gouldog
  • Zach Bruff
  • Sandra Bulldog

Fluffy Furry Friends

  • Scarlett Johamster
  • John Hammster
  • Will Ferret
  • Ferret Fawcet
  • Vincent van Goghpher
  • Justin Beaver
  • Bruce Quillis
  • Bridgit Mendlemur
  • Calvin Hareis
  • Ellen DeCheddares
  • Daniel Ratcliffe

Birds

  • Tequila Mockingbird
  • Woody Owlen
  • Owen Owlett
  • Willem Dafowl
  • Jimmy Fowlon
  • Dennis Quail
  • Charlize Heron
  • Squawkin Phoenix
  • Christopher Squawkin
  • Hillary Puffin
  • Seth Crowgan
  • Gwyneth Palcrow
  • Jason Seagull
  • Jimmy Talon
  • Jimmy Falcon
  • Mayer Hawkthorne
  • Feather Fawcet
  • Gooseal Ball
  • Goose Bader Ginsburg
  • Geese Witherspoon
  • Goose Springsteen
  • Ryan Gooseling
  • Robird Downey Jr.
  • Jim Canary
  • Matthew McSwanaughey
  • Tilda Swanton
  • Ron Swanson
  • Swan Bon Jovi
  • Quackie Chan
  • Duckleberry Finn
  • Quacklemore
  • Duck Norris
  • Michael Quackson
  • The Quackson 5
  • Brenduck Urie
  • Audrey Honkburn

Insects

  • Kobe Bryant
  • Bee Arthur
  • Beeyonce
  • Bee Thugg (of Chromeo)
  • Kate Moth
  • Flyly Flyrus
  • Flysa Minneli
  • Luke Flywaker
  • Molly Ringworm
  • Spidey Klum
  • Mrs. Doubtspider
  • Joe Spiden
  • Tarantula Basset
  • Spi-Dermot Mulroney
  • Tarantulina Jolie
  • Kristin Earwig

Farm Animals

  • Goldie Fawn
  • Fawn Solo
  • Gwen Stefawni
  • Hamela Anderson
  • Gabbie Hama
  • Lindsay Loham
  • Piggy Smalls
  • Piggy Azalea
  • Jennifer Lopig
  • Bette Muddler
  • Sydney Porkier
  • Natalie Porkman
  • Kevin Bacon
  • Andy Warthog
  • Hulk Hoggin
  • Meryl Peep
  • Meryl Sheep
  • Ed Sheepan
  • Lady Baa Baa
  • Moolissa McCarthy
  • Marilyn Moonroe
  • Mootilda
  • Megan Fox
  • Llama Del Rey
  • Alpaca-cino
  • Dustin Hoofman
  • Neigh Guevara
  • Neighlor Swift
  • Pony Mitchell
  • Selena Goatmez
  • Elkon John
  • Adeer Levine
  • Eva Longhornia
  • Christopher Walkhen
  • Hennifer Lopez
  • Hennifer Lawrence
  • John Leghend
  • Cluck Norris

Into the Wild

  • Teddy Mercury
  • Beary Styles
  • Bearnie Sanders
  • Bear Grylls
  • Anjoeylina Joeylie
  • Nine Inch Snails
  • Lionel Richie
  • Julion Roberts
  • Lion Gosling
  • Melion Martinez
  • Tiger Woods
  • Hugh Jackalman
  • Jaguar Binks
  • Mick Jaguar
  • Michael Jackalopeson
  • Hyena Gomez
  • Hyena Bonham Carter
  • Gordon Ramsay

Sea Creatures

  • Abraham Inkin
  • George Washingfin
  • Fin Diesel
  • Mary-Kate & Ashley Olfin
  • Leonardo Di’Carprio
  • Eel Patrick Harris
  • Eel Diamond
  • Elvis Presleech
  • Paul McCarpney
  • Olivia Newton John
  • Jelly Clarkson
  • JD Salamander
  • Seal
  • Sealena Gomez
  • Johann SeaBasstian Bach
  • Ringo Starrfish
  • Pond. James Pond.
  • Guppy Hanna
  • Tuna Turner

Reptiles & Amphibians

  • Eddie Lizard
  • Lizard of Oz
  • Justin Timbersnake
  • Demi Lovatoad
  • Christoadpher Walken
  • Christina Aguillator

Join in! Help us become the world’s foremost authority on animal puns by posting your favorites in the comments below.

45 COMMENTS

  1. Geese Witherspoon (Reese Witherspoon)
    Hyena Gomez (Selena Gomez)
    Dodie Bark (Dodie Clark)
    Ed Sheepan (Ed Sheeran)
    Elkon John (Elton John)
    Will Ferret (Will Ferrell)
    Jimmy Falcon (Jimmy Fallon)
    Guppy Hanna (Gabbie Hanna)
    Gabbie Hama (Gabbie Hanna)
    Jennifer Lopig (Jennifer Lopez)
    Madogna/Madoga (Madonna)
    Demi Lovatoad (Demi Lovato)
    Bridgit Mendlemur (Bridgit Mendler)
    Chuck Norrhiss (Chuck Norris)
    Brenduck Urie (Brendon Urie)
    Adeer Levine (Adam Levine)
    Beary Styles (Harry Styles)
    Ellie Gouldog (Ellie Goulding)
    Zach Bruff (Zach Braff)
    Gwyneth Palcrow (Gwyneth Paltrow)
    Julion Roberts (Julia Roberts)
    Sandra Bulldog (Sandra Bullock)
    Hyena Bonham Carter (Helena Bonham Carter)
    Robird Downey Jr. (Robert Downey Jr.)
    Melion Martinez (Melanie Martinez)

    I thought this was so fun, me and my brother just came up with these for hours while drawing what some of them would look like XD

    • These are amazing! Definitely added.

      We would love to see the drawings if you still have them! You can send them in under our Contact tab > Contribute.

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