Naming pets (and random animals) can be difficult.
They’ll live their entire lives chained to whichever string of letters you decide. And we all know you’ll be shouting their name countless times through a hundred different emotions.
Make it count. Choose something worth it. Like one of our Celebrity Animal puns.
Try getting mad at little Bill Furry or Justin Timbersnake. Just try.
RUNNING LIST OF CELEBRITY ANIMAL PUNS:
Cats & Dogs
- Bark Ruffalo
- Woody Meowlan
- Kitty Purry
- Chuck Norrhiss
- David Hisslehoff
- Feral (Cat) Williams
- Perry Feral
- Ashley Hissdale
- Caterine Zeta-Jones
- Cat Williams
- Chairman Meow
- Woofy Allen
- Kurt Russell Terrier
- Howly Berry
- Bill Furry
- Brad Pitbull
- Pitbull
- Dodie Bark
- Madogna
- Ellie Gouldog
- Zach Bruff
- Sandra Bulldog
Fluffy Furry Friends
- Scarlett Johamster
- John Hammster
- Will Ferret
- Ferret Fawcet
- Vincent van Goghpher
- Justin Beaver
- Bruce Quillis
- Bridgit Mendlemur
- Calvin Hareis
- Ellen DeCheddares
- Daniel Ratcliffe
Birds
- Tequila Mockingbird
- Woody Owlen
- Owen Owlett
- Willem Dafowl
- Jimmy Fowlon
- Dennis Quail
- Charlize Heron
- Squawkin Phoenix
- Christopher Squawkin
- Hillary Puffin
- Seth Crowgan
- Gwyneth Palcrow
- Jason Seagull
- Jimmy Talon
- Jimmy Falcon
- Mayer Hawkthorne
- Feather Fawcet
- Gooseal Ball
- Goose Bader Ginsburg
- Geese Witherspoon
- Goose Springsteen
- Ryan Gooseling
- Robird Downey Jr.
- Jim Canary
- Matthew McSwanaughey
- Tilda Swanton
- Ron Swanson
- Swan Bon Jovi
- Quackie Chan
- Duckleberry Finn
- Quacklemore
- Duck Norris
- Michael Quackson
- The Quackson 5
- Brenduck Urie
- Audrey Honkburn
Insects
- Kobe Bryant
- Bee Arthur
- Beeyonce
- Bee Thugg (of Chromeo)
- Kate Moth
- Flyly Flyrus
- Flysa Minneli
- Luke Flywaker
- Molly Ringworm
- Spidey Klum
- Mrs. Doubtspider
- Joe Spiden
- Tarantula Basset
- Spi-Dermot Mulroney
- Tarantulina Jolie
- Kristin Earwig
Farm Animals
- Goldie Fawn
- Fawn Solo
- Gwen Stefawni
- Hamela Anderson
- Gabbie Hama
- Lindsay Loham
- Piggy Smalls
- Piggy Azalea
- Jennifer Lopig
- Bette Muddler
- Sydney Porkier
- Natalie Porkman
- Kevin Bacon
- Andy Warthog
- Hulk Hoggin
- Meryl Peep
- Meryl Sheep
- Ed Sheepan
- Lady Baa Baa
- Moolissa McCarthy
- Marilyn Moonroe
- Mootilda
- Megan Fox
- Llama Del Rey
- Alpaca-cino
- Dustin Hoofman
- Neigh Guevara
- Neighlor Swift
- Pony Mitchell
- Selena Goatmez
- Elkon John
- Adeer Levine
- Eva Longhornia
- Christopher Walkhen
- Hennifer Lopez
- Hennifer Lawrence
- John Leghend
- Cluck Norris
Into the Wild
- Teddy Mercury
- Beary Styles
- Bearnie Sanders
- Bear Grylls
- Anjoeylina Joeylie
- Nine Inch Snails
- Lionel Richie
- Julion Roberts
- Lion Gosling
- Melion Martinez
- Tiger Woods
- Hugh Jackalman
- Jaguar Binks
- Mick Jaguar
- Michael Jackalopeson
- Hyena Gomez
- Hyena Bonham Carter
- Gordon Ramsay
Sea Creatures
- Abraham Inkin
- George Washingfin
- Fin Diesel
- Mary-Kate & Ashley Olfin
- Leonardo Di’Carprio
- Eel Patrick Harris
- Eel Diamond
- Elvis Presleech
- Paul McCarpney
- Olivia Newton John
- Jelly Clarkson
- JD Salamander
- Seal
- Sealena Gomez
- Johann SeaBasstian Bach
- Ringo Starrfish
- Pond. James Pond.
- Guppy Hanna
- Tuna Turner
Reptiles & Amphibians
- Eddie Lizard
- Lizard of Oz
- Justin Timbersnake
- Demi Lovatoad
- Christoadpher Walken
- Christina Aguillator
Join in! Help us become the world’s foremost authority on animal puns by posting your favorites in the comments below.
Seal
and
Sealena Gomez
Added!
Beeyonce
cmon guys
Good one!
Johann SeBASStian Bach
Nice, even better: Johann SeaBasstian Bach!
Christopher Squawkin
Nice! Added.
My duck: Pond. James Pond.
LOVE it!
Kitty Purry
Moolissa McCarthy
Marilyn moonro
Mootilda
My geese and pigs names…..
Duck Norris
Gooseal Ball
Audrey Honkburn
Feather Fawcet
Sydney Porkier
Bette Muddler
They sound like amazing pets! Added!
Tuna turner
Geese Witherspoon (Reese Witherspoon)
Hyena Gomez (Selena Gomez)
Dodie Bark (Dodie Clark)
Ed Sheepan (Ed Sheeran)
Elkon John (Elton John)
Will Ferret (Will Ferrell)
Jimmy Falcon (Jimmy Fallon)
Guppy Hanna (Gabbie Hanna)
Gabbie Hama (Gabbie Hanna)
Jennifer Lopig (Jennifer Lopez)
Madogna/Madoga (Madonna)
Demi Lovatoad (Demi Lovato)
Bridgit Mendlemur (Bridgit Mendler)
Chuck Norrhiss (Chuck Norris)
Brenduck Urie (Brendon Urie)
Adeer Levine (Adam Levine)
Beary Styles (Harry Styles)
Ellie Gouldog (Ellie Goulding)
Zach Bruff (Zach Braff)
Gwyneth Palcrow (Gwyneth Paltrow)
Julion Roberts (Julia Roberts)
Sandra Bulldog (Sandra Bullock)
Hyena Bonham Carter (Helena Bonham Carter)
Robird Downey Jr. (Robert Downey Jr.)
Melion Martinez (Melanie Martinez)
I thought this was so fun, me and my brother just came up with these for hours while drawing what some of them would look like XD
These are amazing! Definitely added.
We would love to see the drawings if you still have them! You can send them in under our Contact tab > Contribute.
Neighlor Swift
how could you forget Bearaddict Carpmonster??
only true fans will get it 😉
Hahah good call! Can’t believe our forgetfulness…
Kristin Earwig
Matt Dalmation (Damon)
Bee Arthur
Natalie Porkman and Kevin Bacon
George Cooney
Lady Baa Baa
Pony Mitchell
And my absolute fav….
Swan Bon Jovi
Yes, yes, and YES!
Eel Patrick Harris
jim CANARY
ChrisTOADer walkin
PIGGY azalea
kim kardaSHEEPen
john legHENd
calvin HAREis
So good! Adding them to the list 🙂
Just thought of a new one i needed a rat name hor Hogwarts mystery all my pets are puns 😁…
Ellen DeCheddares
Tom Shanks
Gordon Ramsey
Cluck Norris
Haha perfect!
Quackie Chan
Duckleberry Finn
Quacklemore
Classic. I assume you have a pet duck?
I cant believe yall forgit John Hamster
How could we?! Just added 🙂
Bearnie Sanders
Nice!
Christina Aguillator
Sounds sassy!
Neigh Guevara
Chairman Meow
Haha, we’d be scared of these pets!
Ellen DeCheddares
Nicest mouse of all time!