Nomenclature Animalia Puns

Naming pets (and random animals) can be difficult.

They’ll live their entire lives chained to whichever string of letters you decide. And we all know you’ll be shouting their name countless times through a hundred different emotions.

Make it count. Choose something worth it. Like a Celebrity pun name.

Try getting mad at little Bill Furry or Justin Timbersnake. Just try.

RUNNING LIST OF CELEBRITY ANIMAL PUNS:

  • Woody Owlen
  • Hamela Anderson
  • Abraham Inkin
  • Woody Meowlan
  • Woofy Allen
  • Tequila Mockingbird
  • Flysa Minneli
  • Goldie Fawn
  • Bruce Quillis
  • Kurt Russell Terrier
  • Willem Dafowl
  • Teddy Mercury
  • George Washingfin
  • Howly Berry
  • Bill Furry
  • Dennis Quail
  • Meryl Peep
  • Meryl Sheep
  • Hulk Hoggin
  • Brad Pitbull
  • Anjoeylina Joeylie
  • Ryan Gooseling
  • Ferret Fawcet
  • Charlize Heron
  • Tilda Swanton
  • Ron Swanson
  • Michael Quackson
  • Squawkin Phoenix
  • Kate Moth
  • Llama Del Rey
  • JD Salamander
  • Flyly Flyrus
  • Hillary Puffin
  • Lindsay Loham
  • Andy Warthog
  • Justin Beaver
  • Justin Timbersnake
  • Vincent van Goghpher
  • Fin Diesel
  • Nine Inch Snails
  • Dustin Hoofman
  • Lionel Richie
  • Seth Crowgan
  • Alpaca-cino
  • Kobe Bryant
  • Jason Seagull
  • Megan Fox
  • Bear Grylls
  • Tiger Woods
  • Goose Springsteen
  • Piggy Smalls
  • Christopher Walkhen
  • Elvis Presleech
  • Selena Goatmez
  • Leonardo Di’Carprio
  • Daniel Ratcliffe
  • Eva Longhornia
  • Gwen Stefawni
  • Eel Patrick Harris
  • Eel Diamond
  • Hugh Jackalman
  • Jimmy Talon
  • Jimmy Fowlon
  • Piggy Azalea
  • Paul McCarpney
  • Mary-Kate & Ashley Olfin
  • Hennifer Lopez
  • Hennifer Lawrence
  • Jaguar Binks
  • Mick Jaguar
  • Fawn Solo
  • Luke Flywaker
  • Owen Owlett
  • Mayer Hawkthorne
  • Feral (Cat) Williams
  • Perry Feral (Cat)
  • Pitbull
  • Olivia Newton John
  • Jelly Clarkson
  • Ashley Hissdale
  • Michael Jackalopeson
  • Scarlett Johamster
  • Molly Ringworm
  • Bee Thugg (of Chromeo)
  • The Quackson 5
  • Seal
  • Sealena Gomez
  • Beeyonce
  • Johann SeaBasstian Bach
  • Caterine Zeta-Jones
  • Matthew McSwanaughey
  • Cat Williams
  • Spidey Klum
  • Mrs. Doubtspider
  • Joe Spiden
  • Tarantula Basset
  • Spi-Dermot Mulroney
  • Tarantulina Jolie
  • Ringo Starrfish
  • Eddie Lizard
  • Lizard of Oz
  • Christopher Squawkin
  • Pond. James Pond.
  • Kitty Purry
  • Moolissa McCarthy
  • Marilyn Moonro
  • Mootilda
  • David Hisslehoff
  • Duck Norris
  • Gooseal Ball
  • Audrey Honkburn
  • Feather Fawcet
  • Sydney Porkier
  • Bette Muddler
  • Geese Witherspoon
  • Hyena Gomez
  • Dodie Bark
  • Ed Sheepan
  • Elkon John
  • Will Ferret
  • Jimmy Falcon
  • Guppy Hanna
  • Gabbie Hama
  • Jennifer Lopig
  • Madogna
  • Demi Lovatoad
  • Bridgit Mendlemur
  • Chuck Norrhiss
  • Brenduck Urie
  • Adeer Levine
  • Beary Styles
  • Ellie Gouldog
  • Zach Bruff
  • Gwyneth Palcrow
  • Julion Roberts
  • Sandra Bulldog
  • Hyena Bonham Carter
  • Robird Downey Jr.
  • Melion Martinez

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18 COMMENTS

  1. Geese Witherspoon (Reese Witherspoon)
    Hyena Gomez (Selena Gomez)
    Dodie Bark (Dodie Clark)
    Ed Sheepan (Ed Sheeran)
    Elkon John (Elton John)
    Will Ferret (Will Ferrell)
    Jimmy Falcon (Jimmy Fallon)
    Guppy Hanna (Gabbie Hanna)
    Gabbie Hama (Gabbie Hanna)
    Jennifer Lopig (Jennifer Lopez)
    Madogna/Madoga (Madonna)
    Demi Lovatoad (Demi Lovato)
    Bridgit Mendlemur (Bridgit Mendler)
    Chuck Norrhiss (Chuck Norris)
    Brenduck Urie (Brendon Urie)
    Adeer Levine (Adam Levine)
    Beary Styles (Harry Styles)
    Ellie Gouldog (Ellie Goulding)
    Zach Bruff (Zach Braff)
    Gwyneth Palcrow (Gwyneth Paltrow)
    Julion Roberts (Julia Roberts)
    Sandra Bulldog (Sandra Bullock)
    Hyena Bonham Carter (Helena Bonham Carter)
    Robird Downey Jr. (Robert Downey Jr.)
    Melion Martinez (Melanie Martinez)

    I thought this was so fun, me and my brother just came up with these for hours while drawing what some of them would look like XD

    • These are amazing! Definitely added.

      We would love to see the drawings if you still have them! You can send them in under our Contact tab > Contribute.

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