Our team of professional on staff sommeliers have put together an incredible selection of cheese pun and wine pairings for your next upscale dinner party or gourmet group function. Keep it classy!
1. GREGORY PECORINO & AMARONE
Enjoy this hard, aged cheese with a glass of sweet Amarone after dinner as you read the paper on the porch, being wise.
2. CUBA GOUDAING JR. & MERLOT
When paired with the dark, ripe, fruity flavor of a classic Merlot, the stiff saltiness of the cheese shines through. It will warm you up any night you decide to Netflix and chill with Snow Dogs.
3. EDDIE CHEDDAR & CABERNET SAUVIGNON
Bathe in nostalgia and Cabernet Sauvignon while mumbling along to your favorite garage rock anthems. The assertive flavor of this wine adds a little bite to the common cheddar slice.
4. AL GORGONZOLA & PORT
Spend the night separating (and perhaps recounting) your recyclables with a glass of sweet, red Port to counter the pungent saltiness of the cheese.
5. ANGELINA JOBRIE & CHARDONNAY
Your lips will remain soft (but probably won’t get any bigger) when sipping on a glass of fruity Chardonnay. The flavor neutral profile pairs well with the soft rind and creaminess of the Brie. Best enjoyed while applying for the Peace Corps.
6. CHEESUS CHRIST & BLOOD OF CHRIST
Enjoy modestly with the all-organic, Blood of Christ. Pray for forgiveness. Repeat.