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About ART Ahead
Our ART Ahead Accelerator provides resources and opportunities to a select group of creators to further their creative careers. For each cycle,...
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Recalling Google’s Drawing De-bot-cle
Google debuted a new visual AI at CES earlier this year to much anticipation. The creation, nicknamed Andy Warbot, was made as a rival...
HEB Outlaws Processed Foods, Shoppers Fill Carts With Nothing
The fight against processed food has finally been won. After a six-week standoff with HEB, protesters were pleased to learn the grocery giant gave...
Find out which HEB parking lot grackle you are based on your favorite Harry...
Sorcerer's Stone
The OG. First in the lot and still hanging on. Due to his old age, is slow to food and often left hungry...
These 4 Westlake Squirrels Have More Money Than You
Matthew
It would be impressive if you bought a Tesla. It's expected that Matthew has at least two.
Margaret
Margaret enjoys sunbathing. Especially on her boat docked...
LIT LANGUAGE
Hey Fam! Ready for a game?
Lit Language will test your knowledge of generational slang from the past few decades. Draw a line to each...
A.R.T. Holiday Gift Guide 2018
Support Austin creatives this season! Follow along our Holiday Gift Guide to find one-of-a-kind presents from our favorite local shops.
Frond Plant Shop
Two years ago,...
Want to Write for Almost Real Things?
Almost Real Things Magazine is growing! We are looking to add talented writers to our team to create content for our print issues and...
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