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The most playful part of ART!

Warning: While some of these articles may appear real, they are in fact, almost real. Care to fact check? Good luck.

They are based on the facts of our imagination which are almost facts but not really, no.

Zachary Zulch and Natalie Earhart of Almost Real Things

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HEB Outlaws Processed Foods, Shoppers Fill Carts With Nothing

The fight against processed food has finally been won. After a six-week standoff with HEB, protesters were pleased to learn the grocery giant gave in to their demands. As of two days ago, processed...

Find out which HEB parking lot grackle you are based on your favorite Harry...

Sorcerer's Stone The OG. First in the lot and still hanging on. Due to his old age, is slow to food and often left hungry by faster birds. Chamber of Secrets Mysterious. Sits in the back of...

These 4 Westlake Squirrels Have More Money Than You

Matthew It would be impressive if you bought a Tesla. It's expected that Matthew has at least two. Margaret Margaret enjoys sunbathing. Especially on her boat docked outside her $1.5 Million house on Lake Travis. William William can regularly...
Lit Language Sticker Pack Issue 14 Game

LIT LANGUAGE

Hey Fam! Ready for a game? Lit Language will test your knowledge of generational slang from the past few decades. Draw a line to each decade's closest synonym. We started you off with a couple...
Almost Real Things Austin Holiday Gift Guide 2018

A.R.T. Holiday Gift Guide 2018

Support Austin creatives this season! Follow along our Holiday Gift Guide to find one-of-a-kind presents from our favorite local shops. Frond Plant Shop Two years ago, Sara Barnes started Frond Plant Shop in a quaint corner...
Almost Real Things Issue 02 Austin Mural Map SprATX

Want to Write for Almost Real Things?

Almost Real Things Magazine is growing! We are looking to add talented writers to our team to create content for our print issues and website. Our quarterly magazine features local businesses, startups, musicians and artists...
Music Festival Bingo

Music Festival Bingo

Music Festival Bingo Squares Hand-made clothing A national flag blocks your view Gold leaf temporary tattoos Crass Native American headdress Drunk person can't put on their shoe Baby with ear muffs Security guard steals your granola bar Someone says PLUR You get glitter bombed Celebrity...
Art-and-drink-pairings

STARE & SIP PAIRINGS

Make your next gallery visit the best one yet! Go out, see art, and bring along our perfectly paired drinks to enhance your experience. Abstract, Expressionism Jackson Pollock Rapidly shake two La Croix’s of your choosing. Open...